In the car, Jori: “Did you know that Jesus is the vine and we are the bridges?”
Me: I think you mean branches.
In the mall, Jori: “I hurt my weiners” as she straddled a steel pole
Darin: “You don’t have weiners”
Jori: “ Yes I do, right here (pointing) and they hurt.”
In the car: Jori “Look at those pink clouds”
Tyson: “I thought she said cows”
Jori: “No I did not Tyson because cows could NOT be in the sky” (in her know it all voice)
During Devotions: The Ten Commandments, taking God’s name in vain
Examples: “Oh my gosh” “Oh my God”
Jori: Just like we can’t say “stupid” because there in an ‘s’ in stupid, just like in God. G..O.. Uhhh, I mean Jesus, right?